Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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