no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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