If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just pee around me
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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