the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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