Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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