What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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