weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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