So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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