singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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