Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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