piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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