I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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