i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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