People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
