Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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