Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You can't just leave with hair like that
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
third nipple confirmed
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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