We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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