i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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