Im at strip club and am horny
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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