Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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