You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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