I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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