I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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