if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
