I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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