she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
