My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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