I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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