dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
