yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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