Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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