When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
ttyl tear gas
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize