sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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