Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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