Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Damn victory sex feels great
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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