i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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