I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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