The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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