Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Randomize
