I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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