I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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