Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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