It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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