As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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