Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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