I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I would ride that face into the sunset
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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