dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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