If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
there is puke in my bra ... again
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