I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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