I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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