never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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