Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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