Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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