They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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