I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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