he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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